Sunday Morning Soliloquy - Musings of an Urbanite: September 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Ugly Feet in the Next Stall


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Earlier today, I saw a movie at a large theater with multiple screens. After the movie, like every other person coming out of the theater, I had to use the facilities, the bathroom was flooded with women. I went into my stall and immediately caught a glimpse of the FEET in the stall next to mine. There, glaring back at me, were these chubby toes, round and bubbly, round heels. The feet were covered with specks of dirt, small specks of dirt all over the foot and toes. I couldn't help but stare at the chubby feet, my eyes went from the side of the chubby foot, the old, ripped up flip flop, all the way to the toes. The toes were disgusting, the toe nails had filth underneath them and they looked as though the woman who belonged to these feet had been walking through mud. It was a beautiful sunny day today and I have no idea where the chubby feet got so dirty. It was disgusting.



If there is one thing I hate more than anything else in this world...it is GROSS FEET. Women should always have beautiful feet. Pedicured feet. Clean feet. Never, never, ever dirty feet.