I Wrote This Post While Eating a Block of Cheese

What's Been Going on in My Boring Life? 

I promised myself I'd post tonight, but sadly, my life is so uneventful I simply have nothing to say! I need to start working out again, physical activity always seems to trigger my thinkin' juices. 

I was so bored, I made a GIF of myself. I was drinking wine and eating a block of cheese (for real tho) and figured, why not make a GIF. With my youth waning and little optimism, thank god I still have my sense of humor. 

Looking for content for this post, I figured I should thumb through the 4000 pictures on my phone to remember what I've been doing lately. Let's see what I found... 

1. I checked in with @Stealx on Foursquare for the first time since August of 2012. We were both at O'hare. I also ran into my friend Carter that morning, I was heading to Tampa and he was heading to St. Louis - they both suck, but at least one is on an ocean and not some terrible river. 
2. I visited my aunt in Clearwater (why I was heading to Tampa) and got to spend the weekend with my cousins - I haven't spent more than a few hours with either of them, so that was nice. Until they started fighting, but that's just family.
3. I had dinner with my dad at LuxBar, which is totally normal because I do that once a week. 
4. I took a bunch of selfies on Instagram. 
5. I went to @MkInChiTown's birthday party and got pretty drunk, ended up at a strip club on Tuesday with a bunch of Twitter people. I guess that's not too boring. 
6. I had dinner alone. Again. Oh, but my iPad was with me to keep me company. 
7. I cleaned out my closets - FINALLY! I had to get rid of my favorite Misssoni bathing suit in the world, it was too old to keep. 
8. I found a couch to buy, went and picked out colors. And then taped out the floors in my apartment to see where it would fit best. Yawn. 
9. I took a #Leylavator pic and posted on Instagram. 
10. I went to NY for work. That was a long week. 
11. I helped a friend run an event during NeoCon, it was a fashion show at the Merchandise Mart - that was actually fun. 
12. I had cocktails with girls from work at The Trump. 
13. I saw a rainbow. 
14. My (other) aunt visited us from Istanbul. I hung out with her a bit, took her shopping. 
15. I was glued to the interwebz enthralled by the #OccupyGezi protesters in Istanbul. 
16. I wrote on a lot of whiteboards - sheesh, too many! 
17. I had drinks with @KatieSweet80
18. I fought hipsters. 
19. I started walking to work in the mornings (again). It helps with my rampant anger. 
20. I had brunch with +Chanthana Tsai  and Gina. 

That's just a few of the boring things that have happened to me over the past few days or weeks. See below for some pics of more boring things.

Other totally unrelated posts you should read NOW:

• It Feels Like Friday Because I worked 36 Hours in 2 Days - but when I worked for myself so it was totally OK! 
• A Little Bit of Monica in My Life - my birthday, Monica always comes to town, next year let's go someplace else! 
• Random Things I Remember From 20 Years Ago - don't ask!